Crazyray's days

Cat ladys....

2012-02-23T03:12:00.001-08:00

I saw this girl on Ripley's this morn. She is making herself into a cat lady. It takes thousands of hours to tat thousands of special spots all over her body. Is it cool? Maybe?

No fracking way.....

2012-02-22T18:15:00.000-08:00

How could you ruin your life by having Jar-Jar on your body? I'd hang my head in shame forever. Omg what a joy kill day this must have been. I hope this person was at least drunk.

I'm going to try to get this tat.

2012-02-22T18:10:00.000-08:00

Maybe this weekend..... I'm going to try to get this tat on my right arm. I just dread the time it takes to heal. Still it should look so cool. I want it bad. Must try to use the force and get it.

This girl just gives you wood...

2012-02-22T18:05:00.000-08:00

We did not meet this girl so many years ago. She makes wood in her own special way. I'm part Native American. It's a very small amount. She's a lot hot.

This poor old lady....

2012-02-22T18:01:00.000-08:00

turned into wood also. We saw several Native Americans around the park that day. None were as weathered as this lady. She has seen some better days. Still she has character.

Turned to stone.

2012-02-22T17:53:00.000-08:00

This is the petrified forest, a national park. I went there as a kid. Trees became stone covered over several years. The place us so strange and neat all in one. I have a piece of it. It's so un-real in a way that wood can just become stone.

OMG they are big!

2012-02-21T16:23:00.000-08:00

Just like in the movie Space movie ....It's full of stars!

Ice on Mars?

2012-02-21T16:19:00.000-08:00

All the questions about water on Mars? Did NASA always know that Mars had a icecap? A icecap to me means water folks. Maybe I'm just not into science and study of other planets? I think the question has always been answered by this photo..... Maybe?

I feel a little better now.....

2012-02-21T15:56:00.000-08:00

I just ate about 7 tacos, watched some TV, did some blogging, and looked at some boobs. Life sure doesn't get any better on Fat Tuesday. No it doesn't....Celebrate it and love it too. Thank you TACO BELL!

The poor kid in school today....

2012-02-21T15:52:00.000-08:00

You get pictures all day on your phone. So do kids today. How do they deal with it? That's the important part anymore. Kids send other kids all kinds of stuff. Jokes, simple hellos, and naked pictures. This is where it gets sticky for all involved. What do you do? If the picture is some how breaking the law, just showing to others can put you into a jail cell. God help the kids of today. Temptation is at the door.

No more God dam sheep!

2012-02-21T15:48:00.000-08:00

I can't understand how this man or any other has the ability to watch sheep day in and day out for several years. I saw a dude on the TV this mourning who was in his 80s and always did the job. Man he has to have been without an imagination or something. I couldn't do it. After awhile you would have to race the sheep....something.

This isn't even making me happy today.....

2012-02-21T02:37:00.001-08:00

Okay a little happy....

Price of gas is bad?

2012-02-21T02:36:00.000-08:00

The Government is worried that the price of gas is going to be bad for the economy? What? Are you sure? The fact that it will take most a $100 to fill the car is going to hurt anything? Hell the fact that all the average person can do a week is drive to work and nothing more? What are they thinking? I can't wait.

NOW the paper headlines are coming into it. It is time for a change. Remember to vote.

What number is she on the menu?

2012-02-20T09:14:00.000-08:00

Number 7 maybe? She's not a 10.

Lunch is on the way.....

2012-02-20T09:09:00.000-08:00

In the year of the Dragon I find a lunch from China to be the best choice.

Get ready for the ass banging this summer...

2012-02-20T09:05:00.000-08:00

Can anyone afford to fill up and go to work if this happens? I feel I can not. What will we do?

The Postman is off too.....

2012-02-20T06:04:00.000-08:00

Because the minute you leave that apartment he's off work too and has time to stop in and enjoy the new mattress.

The mattress looks like this.....

2012-02-20T06:01:00.000-08:00

Omg it is time for a new one......

President's day is for you....

2012-02-20T06:00:00.000-08:00

Take your Crack-whore to the mattress store so she can buy a new one because it's been a year at the apartment you got her on last Presidents day.

Will she win a race?

2012-02-20T02:26:00.000-08:00

Danica Patrick has made a statement every time she gets behind the wheel. She said she will win some races this year in Nascar. That would be so cool.

Of course so would this dude winning be cool too.

Just a tight ass to start the day off right....

2012-02-19T19:49:00.000-08:00

She's all that and more......Don't settle for a fake one.....

Here's how I feel about Monday.....

2012-02-19T19:44:00.000-08:00

This kid expressed it all........

I don't have to be fast....

2012-02-19T19:40:00.001-08:00

I just have to be faster then you my friend.....Run bitch.....run.

Hook ups in the days after.

2012-02-19T19:38:00.000-08:00

Yes she's cute. Yes she's one of the few lady's left. But I have to say I don't see her taking to many baths. Last girl or not, it needs to be washed or I would pass. No hunny bunny, you stink.

Things may change on Walking Dead?

2012-02-19T19:34:00.000-08:00

Rick looked like he was thinking real hard about being friends with Shane at the end of tonight's show. I think it's time for Shane to lay low for awhile and quit being so out spoken. Plus maybe stop poking his best friend's wife for awhile. Buy some time Shane. Ricks always in the thick of it. You will get another shot.

New to China.....

2012-02-18T14:41:00.000-08:00

No this isn't a new Chinese dog. It's a golden retriever died to look like a tiger. The people in China have nothing better to do then turn their pets into freaks. I thought we were getting weird. I guess they do this all the time. Take their pets and turn them into art. Holy hell what's going on in this world? Well at least Fido isn't at a Chinese kitchen learning about Chinese cooking.

A meal can be......

2012-02-18T14:31:00.000-08:00

A balanced one.....Get that hot dog girl,

That dude sells me my brake pads....

2012-02-18T14:23:00.000-08:00

This is how people just end out in real problems with the law, going along with Tommy. O-my. Why in hell do we still allow people from other countries with shady backgrounds? This dude in the latest flim-flam mess in Washington just proves we should shut the doors on some countries and worry about America. He came her on a visa over a year ago and never left. The government knew and just followed him till he started planning shit. Then they set him up with a fake vest? Why didn't they just throw him out the first day his visa was done? I'm glad they got him, but what's up with this crap?
We need to stop these people from allowing up on American soil in the first place. He really had no reason to come here anyway. He sure couldn't have been coming here to go to school. He to fracking dumb. He makes Tommy look smart.

Thank you my dear....

2012-02-18T06:19:00.000-08:00

Ive been wanting to see Iron Eagle again real bad. No one in this low level area has one. My wife went onto Amazon and jacked me off the web. It wasn't even that bad. Under $8 with shipping. Super. I can't wait to see the two princes of the movies fly their 16s into a backwoods country and kick their sand people ass. If only it could be done for real.

Do you remember Billy Jack?

2012-02-18T06:12:00.000-08:00

With all the jokers running this year....Where the hell is he?

One show of Buffy The Vampire Killer I would have loved to see....

2012-02-18T06:09:00.000-08:00

This must have been one of the special shows....

Went to see the Vampire lady again....

2012-02-18T06:06:00.000-08:00

Nope not this one. The one at the River Hospital. Had to have more lab work done. Hope it is gouing to show nothing this time. Sick of being God dam sick. Hell I'd become a Vampire just to start living better.

Let me tell you.....

2012-02-17T09:23:00.000-08:00

Have had a real strange day so far. Felt sick and have been worried about my liver tests the doctor took a week ago. So I went to the doctor. So far she told be to stop getting worried. We will just need to do more tests, but not dieing yet. Got several orders to look up and get rolling. Did all that. Bob, our parts driver, left his car running for a while. He does this. Old man is getting older. He called me a few times to make sure I told him to go get some parts. I just started to eat lunch. Trying to include some good stuff. Grapes, meat, and the rest. I'm still fat according to the doc. Well I knew it. Same old same old. Don't drink, don't smoke, and don't eat the crap. I watched this TZ show this morn. The dude was back from Nam and had a real serious problem. He had been sprayed by a Russian chem. that made him think of bad things from the war and they became real. So he caused major problems. Cong were everywhere.

He saw crazy killers with guns every where and people got killed.

I would have used the power to get me a nice car and her.

Or these fine young girls.

He just blew it at the end and caused many people at Bob's road side dinner to die and himself. A good show. Still all he had to do was learn to dream about sluts and none of the crazy killers. In the end I guess I will eat my lunch and not worry about silly liver functions. I will survive.

Blond jokes are somtimes funny...

2012-02-17T05:03:00.000-08:00

I want to wash cloths with that blond chick.

Chiller has a bunch of movies Monday....

2012-02-17T05:00:00.000-08:00

Dead Girl being one of them...... Don't miss it....It's very strange.

Girls of the Outback!

2012-02-17T04:57:00.000-08:00

They not only are strong in will but also in BODY!

This girl just has it.....

2012-02-17T02:54:00.001-08:00

Okay in some cases Big Is Better.

This girl has the right.....

2012-02-17T02:51:00.001-08:00

Stuff...... She tells it the way it should be.....

Is bigger better?

2012-02-17T02:49:00.000-08:00

I heard about the 3 Guys big burgers. I went to see them in action. They are big. They do look good. They do give you a pile of Fry's. But..... The smell of real meat made me sick. I have not smelled whole patty goodness in so long at a burger joint that I couldn't eat it. The smell of real meat cooking really got me. That's fracking sad. We are so used to fake that the real stuff is sick in some way to us. At least it was to me. I didn't get one, couldn't. I have eaten so many fake meat burgers over the years that real meat is a turn off. Frack.

Here's some real meat....is bigger better?

Iran....same deal...the women...

2012-02-16T14:18:00.001-08:00

No oil, no human rights, no WMD.....women!

If we have to go and fight Syria....

2012-02-16T14:15:00.000-08:00

Let's make it about wanting their women..... Not oil, not human rights....Their women.

Palin said.....

2012-02-16T09:23:00.000-08:00

Mrs. Palin stated when it comes to the Presidents good poles, Poles are good for skiers and strippers. Well I have to say she is correct on one point. Yes she is. Have a good lunch.

Think about this during lunch....

2012-02-16T09:09:00.000-08:00

This is the last photo Voyager took some 22 years ago at about 4 billion miles away from Earth. The Earth appears as a tiny blue dot in the middle of nowhere. We are not even a pimple on the ass of a giant space creature. If you were traveling through our system at this distance, would you even think about stopping by to say hello?

Fiat is starting to catch my eye.

2012-02-16T07:19:00.000-08:00

The cars and the girls they have showing them off......That car is hot....

Okay where do you put the award?

2012-02-16T04:51:00.000-08:00

I give you the medal of...what was it for?

One good thing about winter...

2012-02-16T04:50:00.000-08:00

Okay two......Tends to make them a little pointy and perky.

Eat what the nice Nazis want....

2012-02-16T04:47:00.000-08:00

In some NC schools the school has the right to look at what your kid has for lunch, take it away if not approved, and give out a nice school lunch. WTF is going on? It needs to be checked.

Spring is in the air....

2012-02-16T04:44:00.000-08:00

Once we get some nice weather I will drive my 1993 laser more....
You know..... It's a classic.

One time at band camp....

2012-02-15T19:31:00.000-08:00

Or in the park, this chick had a good time....

You ever just get drunk and mean?

2012-02-15T19:27:00.000-08:00

Yup Iv'e seen this first hand....It never ends well.

Thank God it isn't one of the chicks.....

2012-02-15T19:17:00.000-08:00

I would be on the phone right now....Thank God.

Grants going....

2012-02-15T19:15:00.000-08:00

Ghost hunters will have one less person after this spring. Grant is saying enough to the whole deal. No real whys. Just good by. Weird. Hope it's not health related. He has looked kind of white looking as of late. Hope he is just needing a rest. Good luck dude.

Sign my petition and save the free world...

2012-02-15T06:42:00.000-08:00

I started a petition online for my cause of wanting to be able to be naked in my car.

www.ipetitions.com/petition/i-should-be-able-to-be-naked-in-my-car

Sign it please......Keep America free.

Now is this dude jumping the shark?

2012-02-15T06:26:00.000-08:00

Let's say he knows her....maybe he's okay.....But if he's a dude that just walked up behind her in Wall-Mart.....No.....We have a red flag.

Have we not seen a penis before?

2012-02-15T06:20:00.000-08:00

I don't say just walk around naked all day long. There are kids and some lady's who are lady's. But let's say someone who has seen a penis happens to see yours. What's the big fracking deal? She saw it. My dog lays around all day just like this one. He's proud of his junk. Do I make him wear cloths? Did you seeing his junk kill you in any way? Now you can't sleep? We as a country need to grow up.

Anything wrong with being naked in your car?

2012-02-15T06:11:00.000-08:00

The dude out by Super Wally world was a little naked in HIS CAR! It was his car. Not mine. Not yours. HIS! I find fault in the person who had to look into his car at him. Why was that person looking? If this chick was all naked and sitting in her car......Most of us would be all set.

Legos can be cool....

2012-02-15T02:42:00.000-08:00

If you have time and talent....It's super cool.

Did you go out last night?

2012-02-15T02:39:00.000-08:00

Have that big meal with the other? Just because it was a day on the calender? National buy me something came and gone? What was it for you? Eat a big meal and go to bed with the sweet-heart?

Glen is fracking still alive?

2012-02-14T18:24:00.000-08:00

I really thought he was dead....What a surprise to hear he's alive.

I'm calling an all out end to fighting today.....

2012-02-14T14:21:00.000-08:00

Between the Mayor's blog, the Jefferson Web board, Live at 5, Z93, and this blog I've made enough out of the local politics. It's time to end the bad karma and pull back. Time to get an upbeat mood going. Today's post on the way it is in the area is it. I put up a sign all over the place. Going out of business in hurting others..... It's done.... I feel better already.

Are we going backwards?

2012-02-14T09:36:00.000-08:00

Are we some day going to be right back here? The city wanted to hire a man to decide very important issues the other night for $10k. Two out of the crowd said no. Okay they can say no. But why just do it to cause problems? We need to move on in the City Of Watertown and the world. We don't need to go back to the church running our affairs. We need strong government leaders. Not leaders who have some agenda of their own. For hundreds of years the church ran our world. Kept us in fear. Kept us in rags. Now it's time to grow and run our lives. We don't need fear and information that just isn't correct. We need more from our city leaders. It's time. Stop the witch hunt and get to work.

I don't like the cute stuff....

2012-02-14T09:17:00.000-08:00

BUT.....These are called Bleeding Heart Plants.....On a day like today.....Here they are.

Is summer here yet?

2012-02-14T05:38:00.000-08:00

It's hard to have to wait.....Yes it is....

Not even on my worst day.....

2012-02-14T05:35:00.000-08:00

Would this be on my back......It's funny...It's weird.

If you want to make your other happy....

2012-02-14T05:32:00.000-08:00

$25 and a smile gets you some of these with dipped apples. Lucy was so happy.
Edible Arrangements.

Tuesday and the rollercoaster is back on.

2012-02-14T02:50:00.000-08:00

It was 10 below with the wind chill on Sat. Today it will be well above freezing. Winter just has made little hits at a time this season. Just a stab and run kind of season for old man winter. Jack of winters. Cutting up hookers in alleys and church the next day is old man winter's game this year. I kind of hope this is it for the roller coaster this week. One or the other please.

I'm ready to see these.

Cow-girls are so hot.

2012-02-13T13:56:00.000-08:00

For sure Moly Sims is hot dressed up Cow-girl style.

These would be cool...

2012-02-13T10:15:00.000-08:00

For president's day..... I just am getting done with lunch and had that thought...Maybe my wife can
Make some for next Monday? Hope so...anyone going to get it?

Hard nipples.....

2012-02-13T05:12:00.000-08:00

One advantage of cold darn weather....

They did forget David....

2012-02-13T05:09:00.000-08:00

You wonder why you have not seen David Blaine? Ops!

O ya.....

2012-02-13T05:05:00.000-08:00

It was real fracking cold out this weekend. Now it's back up in the 30s.

This would be more anyone's speed...

2012-02-13T05:01:00.000-08:00

During the winter months....

A Feb day outside....

2012-02-13T04:56:00.000-08:00

Went up to the Plank road and enjoyed a day at Pam and Mark's farm. Bomb fire, beer, wine, chicken, and much more. I didn't drink. Still it was fun. Food, chicken cooked over wood fire, was great. Company was great. For people, me the wife and boy, who don't go out during the winter....It was okay.

Mom and Dad are going to be pissed....

2012-02-13T02:44:00.000-08:00

Yup we had a party last night. Yup that's us on the web peeing in our tube Mom. No Dad we were not that drunk at all. Yes I know you paid a lot for my education. Hell it should only be another year. What it's been 5 already? Man time just snaps away when you are having fun. Weeeeeeeee!

Dude......

2012-02-12T11:42:00.000-08:00

Do you have time to get out? Do you ever get back in again? Are you all still friends? Who talks about it at the water cooler on Monday? What would have been the plan if this didn't happen?

Your job suck?

2012-02-12T11:39:00.000-08:00

Well so does a lot of other's. I mean really this is some bad shit here. Open wide.

Whitney is gone....

2012-02-12T11:34:00.000-08:00

I got to say it is no big surprize that a person who can't stop doing drugs died. Real shame.

It's still not done....

2012-02-11T04:02:00.000-08:00

Snow on the cars this mourn. I thought spring was here, bad thinking.

Don't forget your crazy Aunts.

2012-02-10T10:18:00.000-08:00

I know it's a pain in the ass to visit the crazy Aunts in jail on a week day, but they need candy too. O well lunch is over..... back to work...see you later.

You ready to give?

2012-02-10T10:13:00.000-08:00

Tuesday you better be ready to put up or get out is the understanding many a couple has for Feb. the 14th. I don't frack up to many times during the year when it comes to giving what's due to the wife. I sure won't that day. I love the ad on TV right now. Give and you will get, smoking hot lady in a black dress telling American men what's up.

Put a cover on that horse's ass!

2012-02-10T10:05:00.000-08:00

Horses having to have a diaper because they poop on town streets? Well it is done in many big cites where people use them along with horse drawn cabs. But out here in this area? man it can't be that big a deal. I'm sure if the people involved were just asked to shovel it up, well it would solve it's self. People get to into making silly laws.

Ice fishing takes place this weekend all over the area....

2012-02-10T07:33:00.000-08:00

Go get yourself some ice fishing this weekend.....Might be done soon.....

Here she is.....

2012-02-10T07:12:00.000-08:00

Kate Upton....getting us in the mood for the beaches....

Another big fracking sorry!

2012-02-10T04:59:00.000-08:00

Sorry I was so drunk I forgot to get up day.....

Okay I'm a hater....

2012-02-10T04:50:00.000-08:00

Okay this is it.....But yes it would be funny...How Rude!

O man wouldn't that be so cool....

2012-02-10T04:46:00.000-08:00

I hoped this would happen from the get go....O well maybe the next one...

Star Wars in 3D is so fracking cool....

2012-02-10T04:44:00.000-08:00

I went to the midnight show. I saw it before you. I love It and can't wait to see the other movies in the same format. OMG it's going to be great. The laser fights, ship to ship blasting, and the Jedi just spin fighting in 3D. It still had some of the flaws it had in the first place. But with the new tech it's easy to get by them. I would really suggest to anyone it's worth the cash..... Go!

Go ahead baby......Kick him in the jimmys...if he has any...

O no she did it again....

2012-02-09T14:06:00.000-08:00

Man, why do they always look like they are so happy? I'd be crying about this time....

I have such hope for midnight....

2012-02-09T14:00:00.000-08:00

I hope that this isn't the feeling we will all have this time. I had it the first time. I think with the 3D and the seasoned movie this time it will not be so. I think we will feel soul this time. Or at least the Force.

Werewolfs in India?

2012-02-09T09:48:00.000-08:00

These three sisters in India worry that they might never marry. Really? Who wouldn't want to marry a Werewolf? Maybe have a pack of them? The sister's mother got it from her father. Then it passed right down to the girls. It's crazy that the whole thing is real....Other then the moon and the changing deal. Plus I am sure they don't attack strangers for food. I guess....

New to the blog....

2012-02-09T05:14:00.000-08:00

Loser drunk girls in the drive way......O my God why did they do this to her? She's hot...BUT..

I can't drink beer in any large amounts....

2012-02-09T05:10:00.000-08:00

Is this too much? I think maybe is the answer.

Nothing wrong with a 150 lb burger.....

2012-02-09T05:06:00.000-08:00

You come up with anything and I won't eat one. I hear nothing, let's eat. Fry's anyone?

Bacon Shakes....Yes!

2012-02-09T05:03:00.000-08:00

She says no no fellow Americans, don't drink that. I say, mind your bee's wax. Set up a round.

Bacon Shakes at Jack In The Box.....O yes we can! The change is here. Yes sir.

NYS says sure, screw the Earth....

2012-02-09T04:57:00.000-08:00

NYS is getting ready to issue permits to these gas frackers. Think of the fish as the Earth and the funny looking horse as being the state of NY. Bend over. Get ready. Ooooooo Yes! When for the first time in several years we had earth quakes in VA and other states, well it's time to step back. This stuff is dangerous fools.

I have stayed away from the beer for a month now....

2012-02-08T10:02:00.000-08:00

It's going to be hard to stay away from the green beer next month..... I know walking is better then drinking, I guess. Okay it is. The beer just makes the acid come back and then I can't walk...Back to the low cal. lunch.....dam it.

Hey it's early...but...

2012-02-08T09:59:00.000-08:00

The Shamrock Shake is already out. Ive had two so far. Man I know it's bad. Still as I sit here eating my low cal. lunch....O my one sure would be good right fracking now.....

You tell me what or who this is?

2012-02-08T07:04:00.000-08:00

Because I sure as hell don't know. I'm okay with her (it). Just not sure on my take.

Went to see the vampire this mourn...

2012-02-08T06:59:00.000-08:00

No it wasn't Lady Gaga. Just the nice lady at the River Hospital. Got some blood drawn for the lab to have tested and who knows..... Maybe drink?

All I have is Boobs?

2012-02-07T13:58:00.000-08:00

Yes I have had my share of Boobs on here. that was a comment on the Mayor's blog. What's wrong with that I ask? You don't like Boobs?